"I've Got a perfect BODY, But sometimes I forget

I've got a perfect body, cause my eyelashes catch my sweat"

name it

The last two days have been the most interesting days ever.

I've had an abundance of ideas, fashion trends, to do's, and random wants

that my body and schedule can't keep up with.

Pinterest is killing me.

To start off, Friday and Saturday I spent in a disguise. 

I had the opportunity to be anyone I wanted to be.

I could creep people out, and they would never know it was me.

Have I built up the suspense enough?

Here it goes:

Don't worry, that's my boss^

I actually work at the dairy, but scooping Ice Cream usually.

But on this special occasion,

I got to represent all the cows of Edaleen Dairy and walk in a PARADE

Don't worry. My sister went, and there is video footage of me doing a special dance for her.

but that will come later

NEXT on the interesting cycle came Sacrament Meeting in Bellingham Singles Ward

MARRIAGE

who would have guessed right?

I thought it was mainly a BYUI thing but I guess it's more of a singles ward thing.

A girl was speaking and talking about the analogy of 

not putting off for tomorrow that which can be done today.

She then goes on trying to relate this to dating and how boys need to buck up and

not be chickens and just talk to girls and ask them out.

She proves that they are fun and instead of putting it off, you can 

ask them out today, and possibly get a follow up date tomorrow.

HOWEVER. EPIC FAIL

The words above flowed out of her mouth in the most utterly awful way possible:

Keep reading if you will

"BOYS, If you don't put it off, you can do her today and tomorrow!"

and there goes all chance of recovery for a spiritual ending, she turned beat red,

said "But not like that!" (which made it worse)

closed her talk and that was the conclusion of Sacrament Meeting.

If you're an LDS reader, I painted a clear picture.

If not, use your imagination and picture a room of awkward boys and girls who are afraid

of talking about what happens after a wedding, and even more afraid

of imagining or mentioning it.

That sums up the extent of weird-ness

-There was also a man who ate a SUPER size soft serve cone in 17 seconds (to win a t shirt)

-An over weight man who ate almost 2 QUARTS of ice cream in about 4 minutes (also for a t shirt)

-The Little Caesars mascot going in to kiss me (as I was in the cow costume)

-A boy who wanted a picture with the cow, and wrapping his arm around my waist soon realizing I was a skinny girl and got a little closer and tighter

-A very attractive guy coming in for Ice Cream and staying a little longer than it took to make the cone

Did I mention I finished The Hills seasons

BUT DON'T WORRY

I started watching The City, which is Whitney's spin off which I LOVE

Probably better than the Hills because it's in NY and all about fashion and boys ;)

dating...

CAUTION: BOYS, DON'T READ.. Seriously

I decided to take some time and post about the dreaded topic for girls 18+ in the Mormon college world.

Yes, I excluded it to only Mormon's because at BYU-I dating is a whole different spectrum.

(Note, this is just from my personal experience, data may vary depending on looks and charm)

First tip to upcoming freshman females-

At your first I-Night dance, you will most likely get asked for your number by more than one guy. 

One or more may be attractive and seem clever and charming.

DON'T LET FIRST IMPRESSIONS FOOL YOU!

The male species think they're awesome.

Little do they know.. we actually control most of what they do.

We also give them the ideas they have without them even knowing

this can be a great thing!

Next comes the classic Look, Hold, Turn Away.

Works like a charm.

look them right in the eyes, give it 3 seconds to show interest and not just passing gaze,

then LOOK AWAY!

Don't forget the look away step, you don't want awkward High School Musical flashbacks.

(If it works, the guy will be by your side in a few minutes, depending on courage)

If you know of a guy that is pleasing to the eye and you want to get a closer look,

here is a great way to be able to get to know them, without them knowing your intent.

First step:

Find where they live. (Sounds creepy, but it's key and will be great in the end)

Second, you go over (with or without a buddy), and you ask if they have any eggs.

If yes, ask to use them, and in return you tell them you'll give them some of the brownies you make.

If all goes as planned, you bring the brownies over later that night and they invite you in.

If they don't have eggs, make friendly conversation... and still give them the option of having brownies when you "find" some eggs. (Have backup material to make brownies in this case).

This is proven to work. My sister Kate told me about this one and I have knowledge through experience that it works a charm and so does she:)

Boys aren't very smart when it comes to us females.

We can manipulate them like nobody's beeswax and they will still take credit for the ideas.

If you do the look, hold, turn away,

they think it's their idea and it makes you seem "hard to get"

They also want things they can't have.

So don't be easy..

Easy girls are gross, and usually boys aren't interested after the first meet.

There you have it folks.. A little bit of advice from the girl who wears a fake engagement ring to work so I don't get the creepers anymore. I may be a little confident. But BOYS LIKE CONFIDENCE.

and they also like DECISION MAKING DECISIVENESS 

There might be more later, but i'm kinda tired, and I feel like I need a snack.

But I shouldn't eat anymore tonight..

So i'm going to go brush my teeth and pop my retainer in so I don't eat anything else.

Wow, that was super long and a whole lot of words. so here is some eye candy:

Oh how I miss Big Jud's and Fry Sauce

I wish I had all the answers

I absolutely love to rock climb. 

I absolutely love to take pictures. 

Rock Climbing pictures are NASTY

and the angle is always horrible because of the task

but here is some proof I actually DO climb

and the fact that my cousin loves taking close ups on my rear end.

love is all you need

.midnight. shake face. webcam. horror doll. creepy.

So we found out that shake face pictures look even creepier using a webcam. Doesn't this look like one of those dolls from the island of misfit toys? This is what happens at midnight, when you want to take a new profile picture, and you end up laughing so hard tears are streaming, and you end up looking ugly, so you try and use black & white to make yourself a little bit more attractive then you actually are.