"I've Got a perfect BODY, But sometimes I forget

I've got a perfect body, cause my eyelashes catch my sweat"

name it

The last two days have been the most interesting days ever.

I've had an abundance of ideas, fashion trends, to do's, and random wants

that my body and schedule can't keep up with.

Pinterest is killing me.

To start off, Friday and Saturday I spent in a disguise. 

I had the opportunity to be anyone I wanted to be.

I could creep people out, and they would never know it was me.

Have I built up the suspense enough?

Here it goes:

Don't worry, that's my boss^

I actually work at the dairy, but scooping Ice Cream usually.

But on this special occasion,

I got to represent all the cows of Edaleen Dairy and walk in a PARADE

Don't worry. My sister went, and there is video footage of me doing a special dance for her.

but that will come later

NEXT on the interesting cycle came Sacrament Meeting in Bellingham Singles Ward

MARRIAGE

who would have guessed right?

I thought it was mainly a BYUI thing but I guess it's more of a singles ward thing.

A girl was speaking and talking about the analogy of 

not putting off for tomorrow that which can be done today.

She then goes on trying to relate this to dating and how boys need to buck up and

not be chickens and just talk to girls and ask them out.

She proves that they are fun and instead of putting it off, you can 

ask them out today, and possibly get a follow up date tomorrow.

HOWEVER. EPIC FAIL

The words above flowed out of her mouth in the most utterly awful way possible:

Keep reading if you will

"BOYS, If you don't put it off, you can do her today and tomorrow!"

and there goes all chance of recovery for a spiritual ending, she turned beat red,

said "But not like that!" (which made it worse)

closed her talk and that was the conclusion of Sacrament Meeting.

If you're an LDS reader, I painted a clear picture.

If not, use your imagination and picture a room of awkward boys and girls who are afraid

of talking about what happens after a wedding, and even more afraid

of imagining or mentioning it.

That sums up the extent of weird-ness

-There was also a man who ate a SUPER size soft serve cone in 17 seconds (to win a t shirt)

-An over weight man who ate almost 2 QUARTS of ice cream in about 4 minutes (also for a t shirt)

-The Little Caesars mascot going in to kiss me (as I was in the cow costume)

-A boy who wanted a picture with the cow, and wrapping his arm around my waist soon realizing I was a skinny girl and got a little closer and tighter

-A very attractive guy coming in for Ice Cream and staying a little longer than it took to make the cone

Did I mention I finished The Hills seasons

BUT DON'T WORRY

I started watching The City, which is Whitney's spin off which I LOVE

Probably better than the Hills because it's in NY and all about fashion and boys ;)

One quote to rule them all..

This quite possibly could be my favorite quote of all times. It is so true unfortunately: 


"I have a history of making decisions very quickly about men. I have always fallen in love fast and without measuring risks. I have a tendency not only to see the best in everyone, but to assume that everyone is emotionally capable of reaching his highest potential. I have fallen in love more times than I care to count with the highest potential of a man, rather than with the man himself, and I have hung on to the relationship for a long time (sometimes far too long) waiting for the man to ascend to his own greatness. Many times in romance I have been a victim of my own optimism." 
— Elizabeth Gilbert (Eat, Pray, Love)

canvas

I finally decided to use my white canvas that has been sitting on my shelf.

 and of course.. there is glitter!!

a song that makes me feel good should get it's lyrics on a canvas.

Mumford & Sons addict

I have been listening to this melodic band all day. Some days you just have to plug in the little white buds and tune out everything else. Today is definitely one of those days..