"I've Got a perfect BODY, But sometimes I forget

I've got a perfect body, cause my eyelashes catch my sweat"

name it

The last two days have been the most interesting days ever.

I've had an abundance of ideas, fashion trends, to do's, and random wants

that my body and schedule can't keep up with.

Pinterest is killing me.

To start off, Friday and Saturday I spent in a disguise. 

I had the opportunity to be anyone I wanted to be.

I could creep people out, and they would never know it was me.

Have I built up the suspense enough?

Here it goes:

Don't worry, that's my boss^

I actually work at the dairy, but scooping Ice Cream usually.

But on this special occasion,

I got to represent all the cows of Edaleen Dairy and walk in a PARADE

Don't worry. My sister went, and there is video footage of me doing a special dance for her.

but that will come later

NEXT on the interesting cycle came Sacrament Meeting in Bellingham Singles Ward

MARRIAGE

who would have guessed right?

I thought it was mainly a BYUI thing but I guess it's more of a singles ward thing.

A girl was speaking and talking about the analogy of 

not putting off for tomorrow that which can be done today.

She then goes on trying to relate this to dating and how boys need to buck up and

not be chickens and just talk to girls and ask them out.

She proves that they are fun and instead of putting it off, you can 

ask them out today, and possibly get a follow up date tomorrow.

HOWEVER. EPIC FAIL

The words above flowed out of her mouth in the most utterly awful way possible:

Keep reading if you will

"BOYS, If you don't put it off, you can do her today and tomorrow!"

and there goes all chance of recovery for a spiritual ending, she turned beat red,

said "But not like that!" (which made it worse)

closed her talk and that was the conclusion of Sacrament Meeting.

If you're an LDS reader, I painted a clear picture.

If not, use your imagination and picture a room of awkward boys and girls who are afraid

of talking about what happens after a wedding, and even more afraid

of imagining or mentioning it.

That sums up the extent of weird-ness

-There was also a man who ate a SUPER size soft serve cone in 17 seconds (to win a t shirt)

-An over weight man who ate almost 2 QUARTS of ice cream in about 4 minutes (also for a t shirt)

-The Little Caesars mascot going in to kiss me (as I was in the cow costume)

-A boy who wanted a picture with the cow, and wrapping his arm around my waist soon realizing I was a skinny girl and got a little closer and tighter

-A very attractive guy coming in for Ice Cream and staying a little longer than it took to make the cone

Did I mention I finished The Hills seasons

BUT DON'T WORRY

I started watching The City, which is Whitney's spin off which I LOVE

Probably better than the Hills because it's in NY and all about fashion and boys ;)

Slacker

I'm really slacking on taking pictures

So i'm going to change

So in the near future,

plan for some awesome pictures

I wonder why my nieces are scared of flushing 

the toilet?

Every night i come home and they are sounds asleep,

I look in the toilet and find mounds of toilet paper

(Obviously from more than one girl)

many layers

and am confused to why they don't flush.

Maybe i'll ask them

...maybe I won't

I plan on going on a hike soon

and a beach party on Friday

I am in need of a hike through the woods

and I know the perfect person to go with me :)

pictures from those^

yes, they will come don't worry

I don't want to work today

I stayed out till 1:30 last night and I have no 

motivation to go haul gallons of milk and 

scoop ice cream for cranky East Indians

(was that too bold of me to post such a thing?)

"Can I have two Bah-Nilla Ice Cream"

-What size would you like?

"Bah-nilla Ice Creams"

-Small, medium, large, or super

"Uhhh" (insert bobble head here)

-Patiently waiting

"blank stare"

-Small, medium, large, or super

"don't know"

WELL SHOOT I DON'T EITHER!!

One of the better ones was when a elderly man

(East Indian)

asked me if we have WIPE- ED BUTTA

-why yes we do have whipped butter!

Oh and when someone asked me if our milk was magic

and I kindly responded,

It sure is, why do you think so many people buy

shopping carts loaded full of it,

and our chocolate milk comes straight from the brown cow

But probably best of all

was when a mid 40 year old man came up,

asked me to tell him what flavors the yogurts he was buying were

and then asked "Just how much milk is in your Chocolate Milk"

-There's quite a bit!

...and I left it at that

maybe he'll figure it out someday,

maybe he'll learn that 2% milk is talking about the fat percentage

and not the amount of milk.

But then again, maybe he won't.

this post definitely deserves this picture

I believe in a thing called love

..and because of that, I need to learn self control this summer.

When your boss kindly tells you that whenever you're working and make extra of a milkshake or anything,

you can eat the leftovers. PLUS, you can make yourself anything you want.

OH! and "on your off days, if you come in, just go ahead and make yourself whatever you

want. as long as you clean up after yourself!"

Working in an Ice Cream shop, that means self control is KEY.

My other goal for the summer was to get back in prime shape.

This puts even a bigger emphasis on self control! 

Yesterday I made the soft serve mix of vanilla and orange...

... so I HAD to try out the swirl to make sure it tasted good ;)

and somehow I ended up making a ton of strawberry milkshakes

so I HAD to keep adding the extra's to my strawberry milkshake i made for myself.

OKAY.. today I will be better. I Promise.

this is my favorite color of polish for my toes.

it works so great with everything. I got it at dELiA*s last summer.

I can't wait for the sun to come in strong so I can work off this Idaho white-ness!